Total Medals Earned: 35 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 585 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/24 (55/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 12/25 (120/250 points)
KILL Stepford
KILL conundrym
KILL nokoi
KILL heyopc
KILL MigMoog
KILL ayekerik
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL SlickRamen
KILL Tom Fulp
KILL Shal
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL plufmot
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Jack
KILL Zizou
KILL Connor Grail
KILL SomeApe
KILL Droid
KILL poptaffy
KILL meulinex
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Xinxinix
KILL Will
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise